It’s Time For Another Public Rant.

Hi everybody,

The following is a public rant. For those who are unfamiliar with what my public rants are, I usually write these as a way to let out some anger in my life. I’m pretty livid. In no way at all is any of this direct towards you. I am sorry if anyone is offended by the following. There will lots of cursing so if you can’t handle it, please do not read on. Thank you for your time.

Ok, let’s cut the fuckery and focus on this bullshit. So, let me get this straight, you bitches can’t get a hold of any of the four muthafucking managers so you decided to take your anger and frustration out on me? Seriously? GTFOOHWTBS! First of all, I had nothing to do with this shit. Is my name on any of this? Fuck nah! Look at it. So, why the fuck are you interrogating me? You that bored? I don’t have a say in any fucking policies or rules and shit. Do I look like a salary nigga to you? I’m a 9 to 5 nigga with little time for good behavior. It’s hard enough that customers give me bullshit all day long, you coworkers too? GTFOHWTBS! You don’t know me like that.

2nd of all, while I try to explain to your bitches that I have nothing to do with this, you interrupt me and say “yeah yeah yeah” like you know what the fuck I’m talking about? If so, then why the fuck are you bitches calling me? Don’t be talking that way to me? I’m just telling you what I know and who you should contact. I’m not holding anything back. You bitches want me to snitch on somebody? Sure, after talking with you bitches, I’ll be happy to snitch just to get yo bitch asses over with and get back to my real work. But the problem is, I don’t know who the fuck to snitch on.

Lastly, I think this is nothing but a fucking scheme that won’t end well for me. Correct me if I’m wrong, you bitches probably recorded my conversation and will play it for the manager when he returns. Then the manager will probably just denied and disagree with what I said and say “I didn’t tell him to say that. He doesn’t know shit.” That’s fucked up; it’ll just make me look like the bad guy when I had nothing to do with this fucking thing at all. Ain’t that fucked up? I think so.